{"id":220,"date":"2012-07-04T13:33:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T12:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/?p=220"},"modified":"2012-07-04T14:07:09","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T13:07:09","slug":"unexpected-water-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/2012\/07\/04\/unexpected-water-feature\/","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected water feature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, perhaps we should have seen this one coming.<\/p>\n<p>Last night we installed a protective tarpaulin over the pen, and left it looking reasonably taut, but this morning we discovered that an overnight downpour had created something closer to an inverted Mount Fuji.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/2012\/07\/04\/unexpected-water-feature\/water-feature\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-223\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-223\" title=\"Water Feature\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Water-Feature.jpg?resize=640%2C962\" alt=\"Queenie inspecting the bucket used to drain water from the tarpaulin roof\" width=\"640\" height=\"962\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Water-Feature.jpg?resize=681%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 681w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Water-Feature.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Water-Feature.jpg?w=1738&amp;ssl=1 1738w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Water-Feature.jpg?w=1280 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So after trying and failing to push the water upwards and over the edge, we resorted to the time-honoured method of punching a hole in the middle and sticking a bucket underneath.\u00a0 Hopefully there&#8217;s enough water in there to prevent the chickens knocking it over, but they didn&#8217;t seem that bothered by yesterday&#8217;s rainfall so it probably won&#8217;t matter even if they do.\u00a0 They were initially mesmerised by this unexpected water feature, although three of them had wandered off by the time I&#8217;d fetched my camera.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, this photo gives a better view of the soft bark surface that we installed on Sunday &#8211; it looks muddier than it is, but it&#8217;s actually surprisingly springy underfoot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> I&#8217;ve also just realised that this photo resembles the bottom half of a giant blue chicken weeing into a bucket &#8211; you can see its wooden &#8216;claws&#8217; on either side of the composition.\u00a0 Sorry about that, but I&#8217;ve got a children&#8217;s party to go to this afternoon, and need to practice being very easily amused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, perhaps we should have seen this one coming. 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