{"id":67,"date":"2012-06-21T15:06:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T15:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/?p=67"},"modified":"2012-06-30T15:12:44","modified_gmt":"2012-06-30T15:12:44","slug":"featherpecking-chickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/2012\/06\/21\/featherpecking-chickens\/","title":{"rendered":"Featherpecking chickens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/2012\/06\/21\/featherpecking-chickens\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-68\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-68\" title=\"Featherpecking chickens\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o.jpg?resize=640%2C853\" alt=\"The front of a bottle of Anti-Feather Pecking Spray\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o.jpg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/468892_10150979240882180_101223371_o.jpg?w=1280 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If only the luckless film crew in <em>Cannibal Holocaust<\/em> had brought along supplies of this anti-cannibalism spray, they might have lived to tell the tale. But they didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>When I posted this on Facebook, my friend Mike Strick pointed out that &#8220;Feather Pecking Spray sounds like the TV edit of a Samuel L Jackson expletive&#8221;, which is hard to argue with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If only the luckless film crew in Cannibal Holocaust had brought along supplies of this anti-cannibalism spray, they might have lived to tell the tale. But they didn&#8217;t. When I posted this on Facebook, my friend Mike Strick pointed out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/2012\/06\/21\/featherpecking-chickens\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-equipment"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2yQM0-15","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelbrooke.com\/bockbockbock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}